thebobblehat:

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

(via the-blue-power-ranger)



jamehcook:

grapes with seeds can go to hell

(via typical-boyband)


yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via thearyastarks)


mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

(via anidioticblogger)



nootdoot:

nootdoot:

what’s the cleanest genre of tv show?

soap operas

(via thathilariousasian)


lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via fake-mermaid)


farorescourage:

paranormaldaily:

The picture was taken without anyone knowing an apparition may have been caught on film, seeing as how the shape only appeared in the picture AFTER it was taken. No one was aware of a ghostly presence or strange activity when the photo was snapped. The picture was taken in Kramer, Pa., circa 1977. It has received moderate attention in local newspapers in the past.

I know who it is!

farorescourage:

paranormaldaily:

The picture was taken without anyone knowing an apparition may have been caught on film, seeing as how the shape only appeared in the picture AFTER it was taken. No one was aware of a ghostly presence or strange activity when the photo was snapped. The picture was taken in Kramer, Pa., circa 1977. It has received moderate attention in local newspapers in the past.

I know who it is!

(via d1rty-virgin)





memegoddess:

one time my mom was giving me the sex talk and she tried to convince me she was a virgin

(via thefuuuucomics)


moltobenedict:

thenightbathroomblogger:

thenightbathroomblogger:

im friends with 25 letters of the alphabet

i dont know y

I THOUGHT IT WAS A LIE THAT YOU LOSE A FOLLOWER EVERYTIME YOU POST A PUN

I WAS WRONG

SO WRONG

i’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet

just not u 

(via kookoomama)


jakemalik:

telapathetic:

no matter what you say in the one direction fandom you will get hate

what the fuck did you just say

(via anidioticblogger)