memegoddess:

one time my mom was giving me the sex talk and she tried to convince me she was a virgin

(via thefuuuucomics)


moltobenedict:

thenightbathroomblogger:

thenightbathroomblogger:

im friends with 25 letters of the alphabet

i dont know y

I THOUGHT IT WAS A LIE THAT YOU LOSE A FOLLOWER EVERYTIME YOU POST A PUN

I WAS WRONG

SO WRONG

i’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet

just not u 

(via kookoomama)


jakemalik:

telapathetic:

no matter what you say in the one direction fandom you will get hate

what the fuck did you just say

(via anidioticblogger)


me in class: wait what happened
me in class: what do we do
me in class: what do we write
me in class: when's the test
me in class: what is this
me in class: how do you do this
me in class: what

chauvinistsushi:

peaceloveeva:

littlecrythings:

*AGGRESSIVELY LIVES*

*SUCCESSFULLY DIES*

Makes me laugh every time

chauvinistsushi:

peaceloveeva:

littlecrythings:

*AGGRESSIVELY LIVES*

*SUCCESSFULLY DIES*

Makes me laugh every time

(via happylostmonster)


if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

(via sometimelow)



(via heyfunniest)


thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

(via dutchster)


(via allantruong)


(via baconating)


bongfucker:

i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis

(via classy)